Slogans For "National Condom Week"

• COVER YOUR STUMP, BEFORE YOU HUMP.
• BEFORE YOU ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WACKER.
• DON'T BE SILLY PROTECT YOUR WILLIE.
• BEFORE YOU BLAST HER, GUARD YOUR BUSHMASTER.
• DON'T BE A LONER. COVER YOUR BONER.
• WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT.
• YOU CAN'T GO WRONG, IF YOU SHIELD YOUR DONG.
• IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WACK IT.
• IF YOU THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YOUR MONKEY.
• BEFORE YOU BAG HER, SHEATH YOU DAGGER.
• IT'LL BE SWEETER, IF YOU COVER YOUR PETER.
• IF YOU SLIP BETWEEN THIGHS, BE SURE YOU CONDOMIZE.
• TO SAVE EMBARRASSMENT LATER, COVER YOUR ALLIGATOR.
• SHE WON'T GET SICK, IF YOU CAP YOUR DICK.
• IF YOU GO INTO HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT.
• WHILE YOU ARE UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS THAT PENIS.
• WHEN YOU TAKE OFF HER PANTS 'N' BLOUSE, SUIT UP TROUSER MOUSE.
• NEVER DECK HER, WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER.
• ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER.
• BEFO' DA VAN START ROCKIN', BE SHO' YO' COCKS GOT A STOCKIN'.
• DON'T BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL.
• THE RIGHT SELECTION IS TO SACK THAT ERECTION.
• WRAP IT IN FOIL, BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL.
• A CRANK WITH ARMOR, WILL NEVER HARM HER.
• IF YOU REALLY LOVE HER, WEAR A COVER.
• DON'T MAKE A MISTAKE, COVER YOUR SNAKE.
• IF YOU CAN'T SHIELD YOUR ROCKET, LEAVE IT IN YOUR POCKET.
• REMEMBER ALWAYS:NO GLOVE, NO LOVE.